Reuters news agency: copy to all world governments.
SHIP YARDS SUNK
NO TRACE OF PERSONNEL REMAIN
Panic arrived once again when someone realized that the links to the famous Shipyards were producing the dreaded 404.
Governments worldwide have been receiving complaints from their citizens. The USA has now mobilized and is threatening to invade the internet.
The 404 gang are well known for hijacking site addresses, Police are uncertain of the motivation for these attacks, but a spokesman said "Its one of dem tings, pass a doughnut".
The terrorist group and litter extremist Ali Budweizer explained, " Dey attacks us too, death to the non-drinkers".
The only member of the Fox4 group who was sober enough to comment believes it is the work of a Poly Extremist group wanting revenge for the mass destruction of its followers, his last words to this reporter, though mumbled were "bugger off".
It is expected the Shipyards will return once the ransom has been paid and personnel sober up.
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